W: She has to stay home & gaurd the house while her parents go get the Virgin Mary...
SBe: Relax it's just fiction.
SF: It just fucking happened!
KG: Who told you that? Buddha? That guy's a lying sack of crap.
SO: I've never had sex in a milk freezer though ... it just didn't feel right.
SF: You're the sticky type of sentimental....
KG: A-B conversation, man.
SF: I'll C my way out of it then.
VC: You are a Herpe
KG: AIDS ... I win! You can't beat AIDS!
This post is incomplete, & may be forever, as I will continue to add to it when the people in my life say more funny things.